Better british of your trash

YOUR RUBBISH; YOU DISCARDED BITS AND BOBS; the regrettable assemblage of refuse and superfluous articles belonging to your esteemed person; THE MOST UNFORTUNATE ACCUMULATION OF UNWANTED POSSESSIONS, WHICH, THOUGH UNDOUBTEDLY A TESTAMENT TO ONE’S INDUSTRIOUS NATURE, OUGHT RIGHTLY TO BE REMOVED FORTHWITH FROM THE GRACIOUS PRESENCE OF YOUR MAJESTY’S HOUSEHOLD