CARNEY’S ELBOWS: GOING DOWN IN HISTORY AS CANADAS QUICKEST DEFEAT; IF ELBOWS COULD TALK; “FIRST HE THREW A 10% TARIFF JAB, THEN A 25% TARIFF RIGHT HOOK, THEN HE THREATENED ME WITH A 35% LEFT TARIFF ROUNDHOUSE. HE HIT ME 3 DIFFERENT WAYS: HARD, FAST AND CONTINUOUS”; I SAID “MR PRESIDENT, SIR, THE RICH 1% OF CANADIANS WILL EAT YOUR TARIFFS FOR BREAKFAST. HIT ME AGAIN. I HAVE PRIVATE. HEALTHCARE.”
