Epstein was a great guy! He did have a thing for the young girls, though. But we’re going to release the files on him. They’re sitting on Pam’s desk. Turns out, there are no files. So we’re not going to release them after all. And everybody JUST NEEDS TO SHUT UP ABOUT THEM! Actually, those files were compiled by Obama, Hillary & James Comey. So they’re nothing but fiction. Ouch, my pants are burning up! Or is that just more gas from all those TACOS?
