Virgin and Chad

GOLF; MINIGOLF; ONLY PLAYED BY RICH/OLD DUDES; FUN FOR ALL AGES AND SOCIOECONOMIC LEVELS; HAS TO DEMOLISH AN ENTIRE FOREST TO BE PLAYABLE; SMALL COURSE = MINIMAL ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT; JUST A PUTTER AND A GOLF BALL WILL COST YOU LIKE 10 DOLLARS; NEEDS LIKE 4 DIFFERENT CLUBS, 20 BALLS, PROPER ATTIRE, GOLF CART = EXPEN$IVE; RAINY DAY? NO PROBLEM! INDOOR COURSES EXIST! ONLY PLAYABLE IN GOOD WEATHER