EOI: Christmas Through Summer Arc Part 1.mp3

Paleo: Ok Blook, let's calm down and find a way to stop these shadow dudes from doing that we don't know.

Blook: "My tracker is picking up something worse... Immense power..."

Paleo: Oh god, is it the Redeye Shadows again?

Blook: "Worse. This kinda power doesn't just spring up on this randomly. I'm getting signs of..."
*The doors blast off of the wall*
Blook: "YOU. Why are you HERE of all places?"

Paleo: A number one?
*He tries to not to laugh*

*Flashback to Blook losing his contestants on his first attempt at TAG*
Blook: "I have a HISTORY with this thing."
*He pulls out a shard of the Prison Bottle, a Diancite, a Ghost Shard, and a Music Shard, then smashes them together*
Blook: "Don't make me use this."

Paleo: Blook, I'm sorry, but...
*He started to laugh at one*
Paleo: Look at it, it's a number! Haha! Sure it had legs, but it got no arms! Hahahaha! What's it gonna do kick us in the crotch, haha!

Blook: "This THING has power. Power I need to suppress!"
*One makes Paleo float before slamming him into a wall*

Melody: Oh goodness!
Kage: Paleo, are you okay?
Paleo: Ow... never... underestimate... the looks... of things.
*Paleo then passes out*
Kage: Great Arceus, who did this to you?
*Then they look at One*
Melody: What is that?

Blook: "Step back."
Mirror Blook: "Egad, what's up with Melody?"
Blook: "I think what Derp hit her with finally took effect."

Melody: Yes, I know. I'm pregnant.
Kage: I'm not sure when the baby is gonna be here?
Nagabiku: Hey you two, what's going... on?
*He looks at One*
Nagabiku: What in the world, is that a number one with legs?

Chip: "Watch this!"

Melody: I'm watching.

*He goes Unbound and Hyperspace Fury's on One*

Melody: If I have fingers, I give it a thumbs up.

*Erri uses an Awakening on Blook and he suddenly develops a ravenous hunger and eats a whole Philly cheesesteak before calling Wario*

Melody: Oh good, your a wake after some crazy thing happened to you.

*Wario smashes the wall*

Melody: What the?
Wario: WAAAAARIO TIME, BABY!

Blook: "Paleo, you pick... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!!!!!!!! Also, here's some GARLIC."
Garlic: "WAIT WAIT WAIT NOOOO-"
*Garlic is devoured*

*Wario transforms into Wario Man*
Wario Man: Wahahahahaha! Alright, time to kick some ass! Show the bash!
*Wario Man shoulder bashes One*

*5 seconds later, One is disgusted*
One: "NOT THE F**KING FART"

*Wario Man farts on One*
Wario Man: WAHAHAHA!
*Wario Man Sniffs the air*
Wario Man: Ah, the smell of victory for Wario Man.
*Kage Sniffs the air*
Kage: Phew, sheesh. I never new that smelled bad.
Melody: Yeah, I wonder what he's been eating all this time?
Paleo, who suddenly finally woke up: Probably garlic and pizza or something.
Melody: Paleo, you finally woke up.
Paleo: Yeah, I randomly just heard Blook screaming down there.

Blook: "YOU PICK................................."

Paleo: Don't say it, I heard you once. Oh and btw, Wario's our neighbor.
Kage: Really?
Paleo: Yeah, he apparently moved here. He also brought Waluigi along.
Wario Man: Ah, thank you for reminding me.
*Wario Man calls for Waluigi*

Erri the Error: "Hey guys, I'm here to help!"
*Everyone turns to Erri, even One, and just stares*
One and Blook: "Who asked for this thing to be here?"
*Blook clocks One in the face while she's distracted*

Kage, to Erri: Were you here the whole time, or did you just come here out of nowhere?

*Blook punches Kage and then beats the shit out of One*
Blook: "I LOVE VIOLENCE!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!"

Melody: Blook, what the hell is wrong with you, you just punched Kage!

Blook: "WHY AM I HERE??? YEAUUUUUUUAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He starts making mental breakdown noises*

Melody: ...What is going on?
Kage: Ow, jeez. Ok, i'm ending this.
*He goes to Zenith mode and then he targets One*

Blook: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

*Melody uses her psychic powers to snap him out of it*

*Blook runs out of breath and collapses*

Melody: Oh boy, another knocked out person.
*Kage uses one of his fighting moves on One*

Blook: "Wow, viewers are gonna be so shocked. NOW LEMME CLOCK YOU IN THE FACE!"
*He slugs One with a punch*

Kage: I think we should help him out, come on, let's go get Chip and Kessho.
Melody: Ok.
*Melody uses her psychic powers to pick up Paleo and they go find Chip and Kessho*

*Meanwhile, upstairs, Chip is holding Kessho in a desperate attempt to not look like he's hugging her and using her lower body to break open the skylight*
Kessho: "I feel nauseous..."
Chip: "I'm almost through, Kessho, please stay strong!"
Mirror Blook: "You can kiss now, you know that, right?"
Chip and Kessho: "We aren't in love!"

Kage: Chip, Kessho, we have a problem!

*Chip panics and slams Kessho into the skylight, lodging her lower body in the glass*
Chip: "What? Is it that blue shit down there?"

Melody: That's what we're exactly about to say, also what's up with Kessho?

Kessho: "I don't feel so good... Chip was trying to break the skylight with my lower body..."
Chip: "Trust me, I was trying not to hug her. We're not in love, I swear."

Kage: ....Oooookay. Anyways, we need your guys help, that blue number, which I assume is one, is apparently trying to kill us all.
Melody: It also knocked out Paleo into the wall.
*She brings an unconscious Paleo into the room with her psychic powers*

*Chip pulls Kessho out of the glass and hops down with her in his hands*
Blook: "I will SLAM you to the bricks!"
Rick the Brick: "Yeah! Slam her into my brothers and sisters!"

Kage: Blook, we're here to help! Anything we can do?