This is my field of expertise

You got me spewing out more matter than a white hole

.

This is your post are you schizophrenic

I hope a quasicoatl comes in and spears your head.

Hawking on my radiation bbg

wtf

I’m boutta tear a hole in your space time continuum

Well that’s a peculiar galaxy-shaped roadbump!

Hey girl, are you a black hole cuz you’re the most attractive thing in the universe

fire trade offer

And I want you to suck me harder than ever

💔💔

You sweep me off the floor faster than a pulsar

Call us milkdromeda the way we’re boutta close the space between us

Nah
I’m calling the Magellanic police

Aw darn

AHAHA WHAT

Our loves bigger than TON-618

do i know mispronounced 618 tons

I have prostate cancer

???

Erm

wut

wtf

Your beauty is more blinding than a quasar

YEAHH

You’re hotter than a blue giant

Ooo this one is good

These suck lmao

No, these are actually funny

nah bro these are actually awesome

Are you a nebula? Cuz you’re gonna bear my children

That ass bigger than a red hypergiant

nah that sounds more like harassment

Tomato tomato

You found someone who might wanna date u
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Who’s that

Livia
Anthro tarantula hawk who posts on E621.
Look her up by typing “wasp female muscle” on e621, then scroll till you see something that resembles a tarantula hawk wasp.

Erm nah

You have no gf now

…I already have a girlfriend

She cheating on you lmao

Darn

Why does bro looks Like that one youtuber stuck in the void

John casterline lmao