I need a bf

You ain't gonna be getting any with the way you look

True

However every time a dude ask me out he always as ugly as me and an absolute asshole usually

The closest chance I have to getting a boyfriend is my friend Easton but he's more bro

no those are yucky

Yuri better

my favorite

Accept it

what 😭

THE PROPOSAL

no <3

Then no more cumming from now on for you

you dont tell me what to do

Ok
Rude

wrong

I WANT A KID SOMEDAY!!!!

overachiever over here

MY BLOODLINE MUST CONTINUE

its probably radioactive

Yes

I want to terrorize this earth for generations

respectable
gl with that

If I become an egg donor and I donate every single one that's still viable I could have hundreds of descendants

you can also make a lot of money

Ok but I don't want to have radiation poisoning from you

Who care

Damn...
You're right.

I don't wantcha either way

Me frfrfrrr </3

Real

WHAT the F**K