the virgin monster bossy bear; the Chad chipper; loved by everyone; won the 2011 ARCA funny or die series championship; dosent care about HBO at all; hates hot topic; the queen of RCR; hated by everyone; didn't cheat on bossy bear; likes the HBO comedy eastbound and down; crashed 14 times in 2011; a total bitch; his truck teammate (Austin dillon) won the eastbound and down truck series championship; lost all his money in a ponzi scheme then hanged himself; has a cusiun named ginger; loves hot topic; told bossy bear that he hates him