I need help. Send all responses by midnight.

are you a boy or a girl, if boy, wear a suit or some shit, if a girl, any dress that isnt white or calls attention

Bro I’m a girl

how tf would i know

I've been to a few weddings, since your just invited, and not the bridge or groom or their assistant all you're really doing is sitting down the whole ceremony, clap after it's over, and then congratulate the newly weds.

Or simply, sit down, applaude, congratulte.

Shite dude i feel so bad for you

dont wear heels is my only advice, and wear a dark color

I prefer brights and pastels but I’ll try

is the wedding outside or inside

Inside

i am not a lady

(Please don’t actually try this, I’m just joking) Bring a megaphone and burp as loud as you can