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Rule 34 website

Indeed. On twitter I saw there was 34 posts of "job_application"

I had to see.

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Rule 34 website:

Jarvis, make me a sand witch

Here's a Sand Witch

I'd love to make you a sandwich, sir, but as an AI, I can't physically prepare food. I exist only in the digital world.

However, I can definitely describe a delicious sandwich for you, or even give you a recipe if you'd like to make one yourself. What kind of sandwich sounds good right now?

Code me a sandwich in Minecraft then

Use this command in a command block or chat (with cheats enabled):

/give @p minecraft:bread{display:{Name:'{"text":"Sandwich","italic":false,"color":"gold"}',Lore:['{"text":"A tasty sandwich!","color":"gray"}']},CustomModelData:1} 1

This gives you a piece of bread renamed to “Sandwich” with lore and optional custom model data (used for custom textures via resource pack).

You can simulate crafting by detecting items in a chest and replacing them

# Detect if player puts bread + cooked beef + bread in a chest
execute if block ~ ~-1 ~ minecraft:chest{Items:[{id:"minecraft:bread"},{id:"minecraft:cooked_beef"},{id:"minecraft:bread"}]} run replaceitem block ~ ~-1 ~ slot.container.0 minecraft:bread{display:{Name:'{"text":"Sandwich"}'}} 1

Extra

You can place an item frame and put your sandwich in it like a decoration

/summon item_frame ~ ~ ~ {Item:{id:"minecraft:bread",Count:1b,tag:{display:{Name:'{"text":"Sandwich"}'}}}}

You can also:

Use a resource pack to make the “Sandwich” have a unique texture via CustomModelData.
Create a data pack that lets you craft it with real recipes.
Or use Minecraft mods (like CraftTweaker or Create) for real sandwich logic