*Communication begins*
Bro... look. Let's face it. This advice is dogshit. You need to learn to accept that. You can't just go around giving people advice when you know they won't take it, and they shouldn't take it because it's awful. To do this would be to destroy the very essence of free thinking. Sure, it's the way MSMG always behaves anyway, but it would still be annihilating the soul of it because MSMG is the only place we can really be ourselves. And if we want to write long-winded paragraphs, who are you to stop us? This advice is terrible. Nobody should follow it, and I think this post should be removed.
*End of communication*
Transcriber note: This communication was found in a cassette tape in the woods, buried under rotten leaves. I do not know the purpose of it, but I found it important to share with the public. Use it as you will. Goodbye.