Y'all have 1000stds I could tell

I don’t know who you are but i’m hunting you down and removing your left lung for stealing my boy dennis’s identitu like that

Not even moons?

No
Personality is more important than apperance

He has both

You don't what I am talking about
He's beautiful asf I agree but.....nah I am not his type I guess

Ik about moons more than yk

but you simp over me too-

dawg shes onto me now

whuh

she wants to cum inside me-

oh my

Control your hoe salmon roe

its a wild beast

Mating season is over

its beginning

Too late

oh well 🤷🏻‍♂️

Okay
Bend over

WAIT WAIT NOT WHAT I MEANT

*100 backshots*

Choose me or get impregnated by different ppl

you seriously want that-

Me rn

wiiild 💀

what does that mean 💀💀

What about this

maybe platonically-

Sad

💀💀💀💀

nuh uh im clean im very careful

Not for long

how :(

you sure? you made me pregnant once

It was through my magic
No touching was there
Teleportation of my nut in you

the f**k 💀

Thank goodness (even though I’m pretty sure you’ve never simped for me)

Lmfao

Am I right?

Right right

Good