The Murderbot Diaries quites (TO CONVINCE ALL OF YOU TO READ THE SERIES); Pin-Lee had promised, "Don't worry, I'll preserve your right to wander off like an asshole anytime you like." (I said, "It takes one to know one."); It's usually a good idea to warn bot/human constructs who call themselves Murderbot before making grabby hands. “There is a lot about what is going on here that I don’t understand. But I am participating anyway.”; “You are incorrect, Iris, I can bomb the colony."; "If I got angry at myself for being angry I would be angry constantly and I wouldn’t have time to think about anything else."; “I know I get pissed off when humans don’t acknowledge my work, but why is too much acknowledgment also upsetting? Sentience sucks.”; "Anyone who thinks machine intelligences don't have emotions needs to be in this very uncomfortable room right now."; Please calm yourselves and stop talking. Plan A01: Rain Destruction has been superseded by Plan B01: Distract and Extract. There needs to be an error code that means "I recived your request but decided to ignore you"; "Just remember you’re not alone here.” I never know what to say to that. I am actually alone in my head, and that’s where 90 plus percent of my problems are.
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