Driving to the hospital was the worst part (I had to clean the seat after haha) It was pretty deep.

59 views • 2 upvotes • Made by SixEyes. 1 month ago in MS_memer_group

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Salmon_Roe
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yikes, what did the cockatoo think
SixEyes.M
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I have no idea but I remember flinging my hand around to get it off, but doing so just made the bite worse
SixEyes.M
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There even was blood on the wall bro
Salmon_Roe
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oh my goodness
Knight.
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Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
SixEyes.M
0 ups, 1mo
I also got an x-ray on my hand, and all my bones are normal
Cheze_Burgur
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hey at least you dont have to cut off the finger
SixEyes.M
0 ups, 1mo
I almost thought that would have needed to because either of infection/no blood circulation.
BonerlinthMusic_
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Damn, you'll never feel anything in that finger ever again?
SixEyes.M
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They said I most likely will feel it, just give it 2 months and see what happens. I wouldn't worry about it too much now
Conanjaguar_The_Therapist
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Hitle-IMeanDJTOffish
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Bros COCK was dripping blood

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Hey guys, two days ago I got a hand injury. My pet cockatoo bit it pretty good and blood was dripping and pouring everywhere because of it. I went to the hospital and they cleaned it and gave me antibiotics so I don't get an infection from the bite. My fifth finger was completely numb (and still is to this day), so the next day I went to a hand doctor. They told me that my nerve either got pinched or got cut off. Even if it was cut off, I'll feel fine in a couple months.