I released a new product known as the "ski buddy" for people who have to ski alone when they have to go outside because they're tired of the cat mewing, or if they have a sick ma and have to ski alone.
There's a new model called the "HAWK-2A" and you can name it Adrian and have it explain your friend group
It runs on mangoes, and it can even diSTILL water
It's size is MASSIVE. And it's all for the cheap price of $6.7, and it has a feature where it can style your hair and make it have less fRIZZ, and when you get several ski buddies together and give them a clock, you can create a "tick tock frizz party"
It also has a feature where it can dry out your mouth if needed, and we call it the "tongue Sahara", and while doing it, it sings "tralala"
It can also transform into a "Gee-yacht"
It can also be a total goon at some times. unfortunately, we are still trying to patch the bug that we have codenamed "GOONING"
And if you give one a confused box fan and give it to the IRS, you can unlock a "fan umm tax"
More people should BUY MY PRODUCT
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