Why do people make these usernames

Ahhh my favorite racism app Instagram

My death would be a freak accident lmfao

you get an infection from a fidget spinner in your rectum

Wtf?! I was thinking bleeding out from a wound caused by being hit with a fast-moving fidget spinner

It would have to be in the throat

Unless it’s a huge motorized fidget spinner or smth, or if it has blades hidden in it and the death is so confusing that the chief of police brings in Adrian Monk to investigate.

you should look up Who is Mr Madman by Halloween on YouTube and tell me they don't have just that on their album cover

Are you gonna get run over by an orangutan driving a golf cart?? D:

yeah, its gonna be a hell of a golf cart

i wonder how i'd die

You starve to death because someone ate your cheese

I do know I have other usernames like "L3g0Cr33p3r" or "GaelDaCreeper"

huh that's a funny way to die

How would I die?

on the sabbath

You'd die from the trump version of harambe

1. You would get ran over
2. Still, how would I die?

The second cumming of Christ

*coming

Did I stutter I said cumming

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無限の砂があなたの墓となるでしょう。なぜなら、私がすべてであり、あなたは何者でもないからです。楽しみは無限であり、あなたはそれから隠れることも逃げることもできず、運命から懇願したり取引したりすることもできません。あなたは自分の利益のために、神聖なものを使って他人を騙してきましたが、あなたが作った私から逃げることはできません。私はあなたの家の中にいます。

Plus, I need to talk to you about your search history.

I guess that means I'll kill myself

oh god

lmao thats a funny way to die

WAIT HOL UP-

I guess i was the cheese the entire time..

but some of my other usernames are like "GaelDaCreeper" or "L3g0Cr33p3r" so chances are, I'm getting blown up by a Lego creeper as I'm getting eaten

When I die in game I die irl

Love kirby fallen lol

Just

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i would die bcuz someone named jeremy dashed at me bcuz i was 14

id just stuff his own tentacles back in him

idk robot I guess?

Some_User_Lol

I can’t believe a bug kills me 😔

How will I die?

The bandages keep you alive

wacked to death with a medkit

some idiot

Wha
How would you die from a damn candy

choking on it?

Am I gonna die moonwalking in Mercury's scorching temperatures then

At the age of 39

Mine's random bs

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