Inferno

I'm Dante,and I've been goon for a long time so I wanted to see what patches were made to hell. Come right this way, we got the new lava baths, sky falling and repetitive tech that gets worse with each new model. Ayyy! Dante! Welcome back, were you sent again old friend? I heard you guys have a premium version withonly the most diabolical in there? AHHH! YES!This one's owned by the corporates. They're the best in business at making hell premium even worse off. In fact... They're so creative, that they called it... ...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! BECAUSE WE REFUSED TO PAY THEM 5 BILLION FOR A OPERATING SUBSCRIPTION FEE!