I log on Pinterest and this is the first thing i see (tho its true but why)

eating together, bathing together, using the same piece of mint flavored dental floss, getting married, buying a house, having 2 children: Nathaniel and Superfly, only to divorce and leave everything behind because of a horrifying thing the love of my life did: suggest to join the Columbia record club.

I was happy until divorce

Ts is so me

No

Yes

Shut up, princess

I'm telling ur gf🎋🎋

Looks like you were offline for a bit

u broke up????

No even worse

Memechat me it lil bro🎋🎋

Vris turned into heroin

Real

If I had a girlfriend I'd probably be #3