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The story is this:
You all know what happened between me and my ex.
The middle school expects a prank next year.
My ex is in the middle school next year (she's my age, but lived in China. It's complicated.)
I have to go back there and prank them.
Shit.

Tell her you are taking her out to eat and drive to the pet store/j

Fr tho idk if she's the kind of person to recruit a death squad of pissed friends and come after me. Wouldn't say it's likely, but possible enough to be a concern. Man, where's some power armor when you need it?

literally just get a dirt bike and a Glock 19 and hightail it out of there

That would be badass. I should.

Fr, I'm gonna make a half life suit, walk out, and beat the living dogshit out of anyone tryna stab me. If they do this, however, my ex will likely bring her bow, which the suit would help with but not fix. That's where "morphine administered" comes in, so I can still kick some ass before collapsing.

Good point.

Lol

You're going all the way to China?

No, she lived these, past tense.

but why are you meeting your ex just for a prank?

*sigh* did you actually read the comment? She is at my school's middle school. I am pranking the middle school. It might be a bit awkward.

what are you planning for the prank?

I'm going to build a shrine in the men's room and then axe bomb both the men's and women's rooms.

You reminded me of Rayman singing s3xbomb

Okay

make it a shrine to Shrek

Maybe