The virgin gluon gun vs the Chad tau cannon

the virgin gluon gun; the chad tau cannon; vs; plays derpy idle animation when you press a button; NUCLEAR MISSION JAM; NOT ONE BUGGED ANIMATION; fires generic blue cringe laser; IS A LITERAL CANNON; APPEARS WITH ITS OST IN BOTH GAMES; no charge shot; enemies die of generic cringe; REQUIRES SKILL TO MASTER, BUT STILL LEARNABLE; OP PENETRATING EXPLOSIVE CHARGE SHOT; requires no skill, making it ideal for virgins