i passed out yesterday after running 3 and a half miles

At what pace

dang that's crazy I could never I have asthma

i forgot to stretch beforehand ;-;

Uh my friend karate kicked my phone out of my hand, it fell off a balcony 20 feet up and was perfectly fine

dang what case you got

I don’t remember which it was at the time but either an incredibly thin one that was in the process of falling apart or a 3D printed Temu case

that's crazy

Ikr I never ran down a staircase so fast 😭
And this was in school btw

I would have ran too lol

Well yeah i gotta get down to first off check for damages then get there before some gremlin snatches it

true lol

sex

lol same

wait
did we have sex with eachother

prolly not

aw man

I'm a minor so...

same
/j for that other thing i swear

welp I'm not

no i did do the sex thing
/j to saying aw man loam

oh lol

I got hit in the head with a f**king fish

omg thats litteraly insane

i died

aw man I was I were you

oop