Call me a freak, but I’ll probably like inducing sleep paralysis.

Ask your sleep paralysis demon his name. Offer him a brownie. Play some mario kart with him. You'll be buds.

LMAOOO

WELCOME TO FACT OR CAP-

And I will PERSONALLY do this myself to tell ya if it’s fact or cap.

Do it

I’ll follow this shit, bruh. I’ll come back and tell ya if it’s fact or cap. Though, it can take an hour or so of practice.

Ok

Can I talk to you like civil men in meme chat?

I want to meet my sleep paralysis demon tbh

you think he's chill?

No way he’s worse than me /j

In reality, I imagine a John Doe type figure.

I haven’t been in a sleep paralysis at ALL, so this would probably be my first time.

I think it would be my first time if it ever happens to me

Make sure you play uno with your sleep paralysis demon /j