[Promotional RP (?)]: Robloxia’s back to normal! But… these two look exhausted from the final fight. Wyd?

(just gonna use my roblox avatar)
Goob: Y’all okay?

*John looks a lil nervous. Just a bit.*

John: "I once threw a kid into a basketball hoop because he lost my ball."

Goob: *😦* that’s… interesting. Was he annoying in the first place?

John: "I mean… yeah..?"

*The waiter comes through and gives out the drinks, felt like a strangely long time just for drinks*

*Jane raises an eyebrow.*

Jane: "Weird… probably just slow service, though."

*the drinks look odd… doesn’t look terrible though*

*Jane just stared at her drinn. John drinks his in one gulp, because he’s John.*

*Goob pushes away his drink*
Goob: John, do you even know what was in that?! It looked a bit odd dude…

John: "Probably nothing bad. I’ll live. Probably."

*Jane facepalms.*

Jane: "John…"

*the liquid is slowly melting the glass somehow*

(Hey uhh, sorry I wasn't online that much the other day.)

Jane: "I'd just like to have a water."

John: "Lemonade?"

(It’s fine)
Goob: one bloxy cola please. *the waiter walks away*

Jane: "Sooo… whaddya wanna talk about while we wait..?"

*he tugs at his collar*
Goob: hmm… i don’t know, i don’t really have anything to talk about except for the fact that my brother just got arrested.

Jane: "…oh."

Goob: he’s been in and out, so it’s not really a surprise.

Jane: "For what..?"

Goob: battery and assault, public indecency, the whole list.

Jane: "…oh! Um… wow."

Goob: ANYways, um… *he knows he just made this awkward as hell*

(Js remembered this)

(my bad cro, lemme just…)

?

my bad-

it’s all good 😭

John: "…physically or mentally?"

Goob: both, i guess?

John: "We’re extremely exhausted. At least Robloxia’s safe."

Goob: oh hey, I’ve got a dinner reservation at five, so if y’all wanna come around to that diner to hang out, that’d be cool.

Jane: "Hmm.. sure."

John: "I’m down."

*he hops in his car*
Goob: alright, I’ll see y’all then. (timeskip?)

(sure. lil sorry if my responses seem bland btw, im trying not to make them too silly or cringy.)

(it’s alright
make them as silly and cringy as you want, idrc) *waiting at the table*

(Oh yay)

*John and Jane sat down at the table. John fell for some reason while trying to sit down though.*

*he helps him up as the waiter comes*
Waiter: Hi, I’m *insert name here*! What can I get you to drink today?

X: Jeez was another version of me over here too?

Jane: "Nope… i think."

X: I hope not...you guys alright?

John: "If by alright you mean severely traumatized? We’re fine."

X: Oh- uhh

tism guy: erm who are you

John: "I’m John, and this is Jane. We’re both exhausted as hell."

tism guy: coolio

do you have hamburber?

Jane: "No, why would we..?"

tism guy: oh...

bye then

lobotomy blast

King_Waffles: "Imaginary Technique": Waffles down your throat.