We netizens need to all wear Shrek armbands so we don’t accidentally shoot each other

What?

Have you just not paid attention to the recent news

Wtf are netizens though

People who use the Internet

America/Israel are fighting Iran, and Iran is threatening revenge. Russia and Ukraine are still at it, and they’re not letting up. The EU seems to be on the verge of crashing out on Russia. This might be it. I hope not, but it may well be. Stay safe fellow Internet users

If I’m drafted I’ll be wearing a Shrek armband, if you see a Shrek armband, know that I’m friendly.

The only way the US will fully get involved if Iran decides to fight America directly back, and then NATO will get involved and it'll just be the Gulf War all over again
Nobody will back up Iran either (not even Arab countries for that matter) since the entire world basically agrees that Iran was manufacturing nuclear weapons and that's not a really good thing to do

Putin said he stands with Iran, and Chinese cargo planes seem to have landed in Iran. Meanwhile Iran is swearing vengeance. Just be sure to have a Shrek armband so I’ll recognize you, we can share some memes from our camera rolls.

I'd say it was inevitable

Maybe. Let’s spread the word, Shrek armbands mean it’s a fellow Internet user, don’t shoot.

understood

If I see you wearing a Shrek armband, I’ll T pose then I’ll come and show you some memes

sounds good

Oh great, we're really having WW3 before the memechat update

I hope WW3 can be avoided or else a lot of us won’t be coming home to play GTA 6 with the boys :(