I'm not even 15 years old

i remember my friend telling me his supposed origin story many years ago

he was mining for diamonds and mined a block directly beneath him, causing him to fall into lava. he came back as a vengeful spirit and now haunts minecraft

oh, and his original name was Brian, and the only thing holding him back from taking everyone's worlds is notch removing herobrine every patch

you can tell how old this story is by the fact that notch removing herobrine was an ongoing thing