My girlfriend won't stop calling my p**is "wang dang doodle" and I'm considering leaving her. Apparently it's a song her parents used to play and she thinks it's hilarious. I think it's gross. I've asked her over and over again to stop, but she won't. Last week she started singing it when she was on top of me and laughed so hard we had to stop. Today she texted me something about wanting "snuff juice". I googled it and wouldn't you know, it's from that f**king song. I just turned my phone off and got a drink. I don't want to go home.
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