But who would win in real life

Probably the rhino cause is has a big horn that it could stab with

Probably but the hippo would have a chance

Yeah, hippos are also pretty strong

They kill A L A T of people too

The hippo would chomp down on a huge horn and bleed tf out

Maybe but hippos are menaces to society I'm not even exaggerating they kill alot of people literal hundreds (sharks kill less then 20 lions 22)

Yeah but a hippo is no match for the rhinoceros

True

Rhinos are kinda cool