FUELING STATIONS ARE JUST SOMEWHERE WE GATHER TO SHOVE OUR BIG METAL P**ISES INTO OUR CARS GAPING VA**NAS AND EJACULATE HARD AF WHILE DESPERATELY TRYING TO AVOID MAKING EYE CONTACT EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE WEIRD SMILEY PERSON WHO DOES TRY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT BECAUSE THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO GRASP ON JUST HOW WEIRD THE SITUATION IS; UNTIL NEXT TIME C*NTS!