White's Tree Frog

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On the first nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me a basket of despair*
*On the second nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me two mountains of misery and a basket of despair*
*On the third nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fourth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fifth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the sixth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the seventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eighth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the ninth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the tenth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eleventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*

*On the twelfth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me twelve pathetic peasants, eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair

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On the first nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me a basket of despair*
*On the second nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me two mountains of misery and a basket of despair*
*On the third nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fourth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fifth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the sixth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the seventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eighth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the ninth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the tenth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eleventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*

*On the twelfth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me twelve pathetic peasants, eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair

*sits down* speak brother, and I shall listen

On the first nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me a basket of despair*
*On the second nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me two mountains of misery and a basket of despair*
*On the third nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fourth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the fifth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the sixth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the seventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eighth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the ninth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the tenth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*
*On the eleventh nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair*

*On the twelfth nightmare of Christmas my true hate gave to me twelve pathetic peasants, eleven banged-up Porsches, ten losers lying, nine halfwit humans, eight sobbing math books, seven lugubrious ladies, six piles of sadness, five filthy frogs, four pools of doom, three broken shattered toilets, two mountains of misery, and a basket of despair