The right to run over bicyclists: It is not man who grants this right. It's God.
All Major League Baseball players must be born in the United States: This will also contract the league to only 3 teams.
Prohibition of live-action Disney remakes: To avoid corrupting future generations.
The right to bear larger, even more powerful arms: As the Founding Fathers intended.
Failure to return shopping carts to the corral will be punishable by death: No exceptions.
The right to an affordable A-10 Warthog: Some of these are just basic common sense
Reaching a minimum score on an IQ test will be required to vote: Sorry, Katy Perry.
All future candidates for president must have a pulse: It's best to have this clarified once and for all.
Libertarians shall be required to read at least one book other than Atlas Shrugged: Just one more book. Literally any other one.
All presidents shall be appointed by all-powerful federal judges: This will more closely reflect the nation's current hierarchy of power.
