Whenever I'm in the shower and I think of one of my opps, I think of something for when shit gets a bit too stupid, like a whole ass omniman styled speech explaining that they will regret being the way they are when they're 50 and that their parents aren't proud of them and how worthless they are in the grand scheme of the universe and that I may be a lowly ass lifeform but that I will never be the pond scum that they are