POV: Lies Our Parents Told Us (1000 Points Special); I WILL BUY YOU THAT; CAREFUL, IT'S VERY HOT! SANTA CLAUS EXISTED THEN, BUT SANTA CLAUS DIED SO SAINT NICHOLAS WAS THE REAL SANTA NOW. I HAD YOU WHEN THEY HAD TO CUT ME OFF TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE (MAKES IT NSFW) (JK IT DOESN'T); I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR HALLOWEEN CANDY WENT; THIS ISN'T A TOY STORE, THIS IS A TOY MUSEUM; THE SONG MEANS THE TRUCK IS OUT OF ICE CREAM; BACK IN MY DAY, I PLAYED ROBOTS INSTEAD OF ROBLOX. PLEASE GIVE US YOUR MONEY TO BUY YOU A NEW SIBLING; ALL OF THESE LIES ARE TRUE