and then you hear the faintest of clicks behind you

Imagine going into a bathroom and leaning against the urinal wall

Imagine going into a bathroom in a fursuit

I honestly think that's less weird than leaning against the urinal wall

imagine if they were springlocks

The only public bathroom I'll accept

I'm not locked in there with them, they're locked in here with me

And the 4 pounds of C4 strapped to my chest