Weirdest anime.mp3

*Paleo t-posing*
Paleo: Wait? Why am I t-posing for?

Blook: "Paleo it's time to begin your magical girl story."

Paleo: ...But I'm not a girl.

Blook: "Fine, bring in the other girl."
Kessho: "Presenting to you... Genderswap Paleo! GS!Paleo is the Genderswap timeline counterpart to Paleo, from the same timeline as GS!Blook."

GS!Paleo: What the... What am I doing here?

Blook: "Magical girl story."

GS!Paleo: What do you mean by that?

Blook: "Blah blah blah yada yada, you have secret powers, whatever, Yatta yatta, you're attending school again."

GS!Paleo: ... How does this even explain this?
*Yatta bursts though the wall*
Yatta: DID SOMEBODY CALL MY NAME!!!
GS!Paleo: Uhh... no.
Yatta: Oh, ok.
*Yatta bursts though the wall, but in reverse*
GS!Paleo: ...What is going on?
Paleo: Trust me, I experienced things like this too. But, you'll get use to it.
GS!Paleo: Umm... ok, whoever you are?
Paleo: I'm you, but a dude.
GS!Paleo: Oh.

Blook: "Hit the opening!"

GS!Paleo: What opening?
Paleo: Oh shit! Look out!
*They both duck and the then the tile of this dumb rp slides into the screen*

*SEGMENT END, GRADE: A-

GS!Paleo: Ok, now I need to get to class. Let me put my stuff in the locker real quick.

Blook: "Your first class today is home ec. They're making bread tomorrow."

GS!Paleo: Alright, this shouldn't be hard.

*SEGMENT: CONDOR MANIA GREETING*
Condor #1: "AWK AWK"

GS!Paleo: ... What are these segments, and how did the condors get into school?

Condor #2: "GO GREET YOUR CLASS"
Condor #3: "ROOM 103"

GS!Paleo: Uhh... ok.
*Goes to Room 103*

Condor #4: "AWK"
Condor #5: "HELLO CLASS"

GS!Paleo: Do these birds even have individual names?

Classmate #1: "CONDORS!"
Girl Classmate 1: "EEEEEE! CONDORS ARE HERE!"

GS!Paleo: Guys calm down, they're scavengers.

Blook: "Nah, they- Wait, class?"
*He turns into Mr. Blookenstein*
Mr. Blookenstein: "Homeroom ends in about, ehh, I'd say, 5 minutes.:

GS!Paleo: So your saying we have to wait around 5 minutes with these scavenging birds?

Mr. Blookenstein: "This segment ends soon."
*Soon...*
*SEGMENT END. GRADE: A*

GS!Paleo: Well. It wasn't as bad than living with lions for 5 minutes.

*The bell rings*
Mr. Blookenstein: "Check your schedules to see what class you have next."

GS!Paleo: Ok
*Checks her schedule*

*Home Ec*
Mirror Blook: "Hey... I'll guide you through your magical girl story for the rest of the school day because Blook is teaching."

GS!Paleo: Uhhh... ok.

*You've been introduced to the male deuteragonist who teenage girls will simp over for no reason!"

GS!Paleo: Who this?

MBlook: "That was me he was talking about."

GS!Paleo: Oh

MBlook: "Don't get hurt by that f**king spider thing! Let's go to home ec!"

GS!Paleo: What spider?

9geor3: "FART ATTACK"
*He slaps his ass and shits fire*

GS!Paleo: Oh god, it stinks and burns at the same time! Get me outta of this craziness!

*GOAL IN 50 METERS*

GS!Paleo: I'M ALMOST THERE! JUST GET ME AWAY FROM DEVIENTART LOOKING ABOMINATION!

9geor3: "SPIKE POUND ATTACK, GET TO HIGHER GROUND SOON!"
*3 seconds to get onto the higher sidewalk*

*GS!Paleo quickly gets to the higher sidewalk*

*9geor3 ground pounds and spikes come on the rest of the sidewalk*

GS!Paleo: Ha! You missed you stupid fetisized bowser! I have the high sidewalk!

*9geor3 falls into a pit and GS!Paleo reaches the school*
Blook: "9:10

GS!Paleo: Phew, I made it. Where did that fat farting Bowser even come from anyway? Well, one thing for sure is that I don't have to deal with him again.

*1 generic anime opening later*

GS!Paleo: Soooo... Now what?

Blook: "You're late for school."

GS!Paleo: What? Really? What time is it?

Blook: "9:03

GS!Paleo: OH CARP! I GOTTA GET GOING!
*She runs to school*

*SEGMENT: ESCAPE THE 9GEOR3 THE KILLAR*
9geor3:

GS!Paleo: Wait? Why is there a killer segment here while I'm late for schooOOOOH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION!

9geor3: "BIGFATTMISSILE"
*He shits a missile at GS!Paleo*

GS!Paleo: Oh why didn't I own a car!