Prepare to be colonized.

BRING IT ON YOU PIECE OF CABINET FILTH

imma colonize your [[REDACTED]]

You dare to try and colonizeth the connoisseur of colonizing's [[BIG SHOT][? I must say, that is quite endearing, but thine attempts will only be in vain. I will start colonies upon all things that can be considered your property and all things under your name, and thine will never be able to refute against my purging of your abominable, infectious, filthy, unfit for mankind possessions.

*colonizes your device and blows it up*

Fie upon thee slander! Thou Spaniards have no [[BIG SHOT]]! Thou only has [[half-priced]] pipis!! I’ll colonise it before ye say “kneecap!”

Colonize as you will, do what you want, but you won't be able to change anything. The heat death of the universe is in 4 hours.

I’ll colonise it as well

*colonizes Pluto*

*colonizes Mars*

*colonizes your hair*

*Colonises thy atoms*

*colonises your hair!*

*recolonizes your already-colonized kneecaps*

*colonises your colonised colonies*

*recolonizes your colonized colonies because of the colonizing recolonizer*

Lmao
*colonises thy blood cells*

*colonizes thy mitochondria*

*colonizes your brain*

LMAO

YOU DARE CALL ME COLONISER FREND DA FILTH?! *colonises your colon*

Traitors! Rebels! You 2, you pieces of [[BIG SHOT]]! Im the reason thine colonizers exist! I was the first colonizer here, and thou dare to try and start a mutiny?! I am the one who started the colonizers! You cant do this to me!

*colonizes your mod status*

*colonizes your funny bone*

*colonises thy femur*

*colonizes thy epidermis*

Is that what I think it is…
*colonises thy stomach!*

(SUS) *colonizes thy dermis and decolonizes my stomach*

*colonises thy liver*

*colonizes thy [[REDACTED]]*

(Omg…)
*colonises thy [name redacted]

>:(

*uncolonizes it*

:)

Oops just realized remember sans of topic

imma colonize your lungs

Holy shi—

I got it

MOTHERFU-

imma colonize your brain cells :3

NO >:(

*does so*

imma colonize your kneecaps

Imma colonise thy kneecaps before you!

*colonizes your kneecaps before you get a chance*

*colonises the colonised kneecaps*

how the F**K
*recolonizes them*

*colonises the kneecaps of the colonising coloniser*

*colonizes the colonized kneecaps because of the recolonized colonizing colonizer*

*colonises everything*

*colonizes your life*

*colonises thy lungs!*

*decolonizes my lungs and colonizes yours*

(Note: último requests that you leave him out of this. He’s getting angry, so please don’t bother him)
*colonises the colonisers lungs whilst they colonise us*

aight *colonizes the moderator logs*