I want to integrate my new OCs into boss fights better than my other ones so rp with her

*Gas Mask is busy inspecting his M4, there's some permanent frost on it but otherwise, it's okay.*

A: what's that thing it looks weird and why is it black

*Gas Mask looks at the pirate woman that just asked about his rifle.*

Gas Mask: it's an AR-15 that I took off of an insurgent I killed long ago.

A: Auyar 15? Who's the troglodyte who named that

Gas Mask: Don't know, and don't care. All that matters is what it can do.

A: what does it do? Spread seeds for a quaint little garden?

Gas Mask: Fires 60 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing, shreds armor to bits, and can turn people to corpses in a matter of seconds.

A: necromancy?

Gas Mask: in reverse. Instead of making the dead live again, you're turning the living to the dead.

A: you could've just said firearm

Gas Mask: Its a two-handed rifle. We only use the term firearm for majority of guns.

A: majority? I thought there were only 5...

Gas Mask: No, there's nearly a billion different firearms out there in the modern world to date, from revolvers to pistols to rifles to shotguns, even launchers.

A: what in the good part of the world does launcher mean

Gas Mask: explosive ordinance launcher. Highly destructive grenades that are actually rocket propelled and designed for either destruction of vehicles, obliteration of groups, or are lock-on based.

A: *doesn't understand SHIT* rather interesting

Gas Mask: Yeah, only curve with each gun type is that some are meant for range, some are meant for close use, and some don't deserve to exist.

A: who in their right mind uses a firearm as a mele weapon?

Gas Mask: People in a pinch. You'd be impressed in how badly you can f**k someone up with using a shotgun as a baseball bat.

A: good lord! What circumstances have I presented for such a profanity?

Gas Mask: don't worry about it, you live a life like mine, you'd have every single reason to swear like a sailor.

No

Wtf did I do 💔

You know

No

You do

No I didn't tf

You did

What did I do 😭😭😭😭

Uh huh

That's it, thou art to spend all eternity in suffering as I bannish thou to the realm of eternal isolation