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THE CHAD WHITE HOLE BELIEVER; THE VIRGIN WHITE HOLE DENIER; “WHITE HOLES CAN STILL EXIST, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN’T JUST DUMP ALL THEIR ENERGY ON THE OTHER SIDE INSTANTLY. THEY COULD DO IT GRADUALLY ENOUGH THROUGH QUANTUM DECAY TO MOSTLY BEHAVE AS A NORMAL STAR ON THE OTHER SIDE.”; “NOOO, WHITE HOLES DON’T EXIST BECAUSE THEN THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE INFINITELY BRIGHT AND HOT! SO OBVIOUSLY THEY CAN’T EXIST WITHOUT BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.”