Fineth, I will surrender to thine childish play, but hear this, thou Nordic piece of filth, and embarrassment to your Greenland-ish blood. Someday, I will return, and colonize every single atom and nanometer of your homeland, and conquer the lands that you yourself have placed your people upon. My reign will be unstoppable, and the name "Columbus" will be pasted upon every monument you know. I will knock down thy statues, erase the curse upon thy tongue that is "Leif", and turn this world into a haven for my followers.