'TIS THE ROYAL BIRTHDAY, BUT ALL
IS NOT WELL IN THE KINGDOM . . . SIR
STEPHEN, I
DEMANDS A
REPORT. THE NOBILITY
IS GRUMBLING,
SIRE, AND
THE RABBLE
ARE REVOLTING. CIRCLE OUR
DESTROYERS OFF
THE COAST. ROUND
UP SOME
PRESCHOOL
KIDS; AND
BRING ME BILL
CLINTON.