Don't test me >:(

im SOOO SCARED!

if my pants turn brown, run ahh

Me who has a license in violence:

Eight months ago btw

Doesn't change that it was corny

LADS! LADS I FOUND HIM! ITS THE BLIGGITY BLOAK WHO CAN'T GET ANY DAMSELS!

Son I'm crine

Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here till thursday, try this website! https://nite.freetls.fastly.net/

Trollface in 2026

How can i be a discord mod if I a. Don't have a P.C
B. Don't have Discord
C. Am very physically active
And D. Have NEVER touched reddit in my ENTIRE life.

Physically active?

Yep. I spent 3 YEARS grinding martial arts and learning how to fight. My legs have enough strength to kick over heavy bags

Lil bro has a black belt in karate. Im so scared

You know they taught me how to strangle people in 4 different ways, Takedowns, and cruelest of all, an armbreaker right?

if my eyes turn red... RUN

Dude I am quaking in my boots