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Laws in Massachusetts that are strange; You can't insult the Christian religion You can't spit on a sidewalk You can't live together after a divorce You MUST sing the entire national anthem You cannot hunt on Sundays You cannot publicly box You cannot be a witch or Quaker You cannot use bullets as currency You cannot celebrate Christmas You cannot scare a pigeon You cannot snore unless all windows are closed and locked You cannot have a goatee unless you have a licence A woman may not be on top during sexual activity You cannot swear in a city You cannot duel to the death unless the mayor is present You cannot write or draw on a milk carton You cannot swear at a sporting event You cannot deliver diapers on Sundays, even in an emergency You cannot put tomatoes in clam chowder You cannot eat peanuts in church