LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT YOU ENTER A PLACE WHERE DREAMS TAKE FLIGHT. WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE, AND WHERE MAGIC LIVES IN EVERY MOMENT. THE ONE! THE ONLY! THE CARNEY’S MARK CARNEY!!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BOYS AND GIRLS,
WELCOME TO AN EVENING
OF PURE MAGIC AND WONDER. TONIGHT, YOU’LL WITNESS
ACTS THAT PUSH THE LIMITS
OF HUMAN CREDIBILITY.
PREPARE TO BE AMAZED
BY FIREARM CONFISCATION, CENSORSHIP FEATS,
HILARIOUS DIGITAL
CURRENCY CLOWNS! HOLD YOUR BREATH
AS OUR FEARLESS LEADER
RAMS NET-ZERO DOWN THE THROATS OF THE BRAINLESS MINIONS!
