I’ll roll a d20 and I’ll tell you what happens next if you respond.

Borusel asks what are you doing here?

18.

Spinel is drunk and thought that this was her place.

Do you need me to call an uber or something?

6.

She thinks for a moment but realizes that motor transportation doesn’t exist in the Underground.

True, but The Doctor offers their jetpack phone. They can use the sonic screwdriver to program it to return after it drops Spinel off

16.

She accepts.

Depends on the situation, but most likely I would ask if they would like something to eat

19!

Spinel Seraphim gladly accepts your invite, but where would you go next?

Grillerbees

NAT 20!

She gladly accepted your offer with high interest!

Does she know how to play UNO?

16.

You can see her playing UNO with Sans and Papyrus.

Nice

Offer to cook them a meal and chat.

17.

She gladly accepts your offer!

* How was your day?

I talk to her while cooking her something.

i eated spinel

Critical Failure!

You forgot that Spinel’s gem can’t break and Spinel reforms inside you, ending you instantly as Spinel arises once more, grabbing her bottle of rum, and then setting out to Grillby’s as if nothing had happened.

/j

I’m not joking.

it's a 1 in 20 chance

Well yes, you got the Nat 1 (worst outcome).

jeez
welp ima steal this lmao

16.

You find Spinel with Sans and Papyrus, Spinel is with Papyrus, doing a crossword puzzle.

how did you fit inside

chaos's "house" is just a makeshift room inside the true lab

sorry lmao

16.

She explains that she can shapeshift and can be any size she wants to if she wanted.

im not even gonna try it because my luck is terrible today

15.

Spinel approaches you with honest interest.

ok i said i didnt want to do the roleplay rn

maybe later

* erm... excuse me what the actual f**k are you doing in my house-

Probably my actual response, lol

real

Critical Failure (Nat 1)!

She is limp and she had fell unconscious from the alcohol she had.

le burst out laughing 🫵😂

Spinel is unconscious and can’t act!

* (Helps Spinel up)

14.

Spinel is still unconscious but mutters something. Still can’t act.

* (Gives her uh... water?)

Spinel is unconscious and can’t act!

* wtf am i supposed to do-

* (Shakes her)

17!

She comes back to consciousness and tries to stand up. She gets up though swaying slightly.

* (Steadies her)

* how many are these, Spinel?

* (Shows her three fingers)

2…

Spinel says… “5..?”

* Those are three, Spinel.

* (Shows her four fingers)

* How many are these?

Critical Failure!

She says… “9..?”

* Oh god. How many bottles did you drink today??

16.

You see an empty bottle of vodka. STRONG vodka.

*The Russia anthem intensifies*

* SPINEL WHAT HAVE YOU- ughh... I have no idea how to deal with drunk people, but just have some water I guess.

* (Hands her a bottle of water)

* (she then rests on the couch.)

* (she drinks the water. Nothing happened.)

* Fu- Just uhh... lay down.

* (Helps her to the couch)

She takes the water.

* Drink it.