Welp. The news is out

YOOOO

Yaaaay!

Dam!

This here is monumental. A milestone. Two of your OCs officially have a child.

True True (Alphys gonna get mad :p)

have you ever wondered what tigerstar and sasha did

Why

or tigerstar and goldenflower-

Okay but why are we discussing Tigerstar's mates

have you ever wondered how brambleclaw came into existence?

*Trying

dungeon what the fu-

what are you hinting at then

(ye i was)
what?
...
anyway have you ever wondered what graystripe and silverstre-

You can just say what you were going to say man

have you ever wondered... what firestar and sandsto-

Glass

What the hell system
(Also if you were the only that deleted that comment, good call)

have you ever... wondered... what barley and ravenpa-

Okay well barley and ravenpaw aren't exactly canon but I do like that ship

not even the cats are safe vro 🙏

Wait wha-

Fron what

homo

The homo is eternal

FU-

give in to the homo, my friend. /j

how about tigerstar and firest-

A hot mess

NO.

UHHHH HOW ABOUT RUSSETFUR AND LIONBLA-

WHO ARE THOSE I FORGOT

i might spoil for you so HOW ABOUT TIGERSTAR AND DARKSTRIPE-

N O

That's it, you've lost warrior cats shipping privileges.

UHHH BLUESTAR AND FIRESTAR??

Im going to revoke your license to dumbass.

What are you ON?

Nitrogen

SLASH AND GRAY WING???🙏😭

Unsure who, but probably a "NO." situation.

like tigerstar and firestar-

/J

but you said barley and ravenpaw are ok??

That's not a crackship.

gay /j

It's a good ship!

whos gonna get pregnant-

I did not wake up expecting to discuss cat mpreg with someone on the internet, but if one if them HAD to be pregnant, it'd be Barley.

BARLEY IS 9000 MOONS OLDER THAN RAVENPAW-

What??

I always just assumed they were the same age

BARLEY IS MALE-

YOU BROUGHT THIS UP

YOURE ANSWERING LIKE ITS NOTHING

B*TCH, THIS IS A VERY NORMAL DAY FOR SOMEONE LIKE ME. THIS IS UNEVENTFUL.

HOW TF WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE FANART OF A PREGNANT BARLEY

I WOULD NOT.

YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE SHIP AND ADMITTED THAT BARLEY WOULD BE THE PREGNANT ONE-

YOU ASKED WHICH ONE EOULD BE PREGNANT (what is this thread 😭)

I USED RESPECT AND ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION HONESTLY. HE JUSE SEEMS LIKE HE COULD BE A MOTHER FIGURE.

AND YOU CASUALLY ANSWERED (idfk 🙏)

I DO THAT SOMETIMES
I JUST DONT GIVE A DAMN
THIS IS MY LIFE

WHAT??? YOURE STILL HINTING YOU WANT TO SEE HIM PREGNA-

NO I DO NOT. IF SOMEONE SHOWED ME FANART OF THAT I WOULD HIT THEM SO HARD THEIR CHILDREN WOULD HURT.

WHY DO YOU ALL DISCUS THE WEIRDEST SHIT!!!!!!!

What?

what kinda expression is that 💀

I use expressions like this. I once said "the urge to find danger, look him in the eyes, and flip him off with both hands."

NO.

YOU LIKE THAT SHIP

I REFUSE TO READ ANYTHING LIKE THAT

HOW ABOUT WATCHIN-

N O !

ANY OTHER SHIP THEN???

N O . WHY ARE YOU EVEN OFFERING THAT, DO YOU READ IT!?

uhh...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY.

NO I SWEAR

SWEAR ON
UMMM
YOUR PETS
YOUR PARENTS
PAINTEDFISH

DONT YOU DARE MENTION MY PAINTEDFISH

THEN JUST YOUR PETS AND PARENTS

Oh my~

EXCUSE ME????

What the hell is unfolding before me

SWEAR ON THEIR LIVES, JUST NOT PAINTEDFISH, BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS HIM TO DIE

I SWEAR ON THEM ALL, EXCEPT PAINTEDFISH

OKAY.

BELIEVE ME NOW?

DEPENDS HAVE YOUR PARENTS AND PETS DIED? IF NOT YOU'RE GOOD.

NO THEY DID NOT.

GOOD, THEN YOU'RE IN THE CLEAR. WHY ARE WE YELLING?

I HAVE NO IDEA

https://imgflip.com/i/9wnlw2

I will cease yelling

... so uh, now what

I dunno man
I think we've settled this argument, neither of us is into adult content of cats.

... are you su-

100%

i know what you do at 9:30 pm.

Scroll thought r/twosentencehorror?

read warrior cats.

No, I do that earlier in the day