Plague- thank you for embarrassing me?! I’ll take more questions tho

One of the OCs he wants dead is Hex I’m calling it

Wrong

..system?

Wrong but close

Is it me?

NO

Damn

He keeps threatening to cure me

Only threaten you, but he won’t kill you

Thats comforting

Ash

That’s one

he cant kill him lol

One day

killing him will destroy Demoncat's heart

Mind wipe

hes her BROTHER dude, she wont just forget he exists.

CANNIBALISM DOESN’T HUMM

CANNIBALISM GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

No

BRRRRRRRRRRREEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEREERERREREREEEE

No

why do you think i will stop CANNIBALISM cuz u told me to

A-

Lmao

Ok fine, Plague will leave Ash. But mind you, with fish being threatened, Lucian will summon the whole SCP Foundation

Ash hasnt used his full powers yet

wait... if plague can cure...

he can cure Ash?

/j

LMAO
not really, hes possessed and hes going insane, so he might actually be cured instead of killed

What? A fly carrying a apple?

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A 0.003 gram fly could not carry a 5 ounce apple.

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a fly needs to beat its wings 200 times every second, right?

(Kudos if you get my reference)

I’m making a different kind of reference.. it’s kinda nsfw

Is it Monty python and the quest for the holy grail? It is known for having some nsfw jokes

Nope, surprisingly. It’s what Ultimo and me are discussing rn….

You saw it didn't you

Unfortunately yes

Dam…

I love his responses!

The Doctor:
How do you travel between universes?
(If you're not familiar with doctor who, you can ignore the following question) What would you do if you were faced with a weeping angel?

Borusel: Do you eat food?

Noted and yes I am familiar with it