Satanism is a religion that matters the least

Ok

Jehovah's Witnesses are honestly worse

We talking atheistic or theistic satanism?

Well turns out most satanists don’t worship the Devil, jus use him as a metaphor

Satanism encompasses a range of beliefs and practices, with the common thread being a veneration or symbolic use of Satan, often associated with rebellion, individualism, and self-liberation.

hot take: no religion is invalid

also i’m not Christian, but i’m also not Satanist. I believe in god, i just dont go to church