Mods, add one electron to every atom in his body

:)

You have to watch every intro of every episode of every anime in the entire world

I would prefer 10 years or tourture

Bricks

Your balls spontaneously combust

Awesome sauce

Ok

People are now attracted to Jeffrey Stone

😔

that doesn’t affect her in any way

i get a consequence

1 million hair strands will always be in your food, no matter what food it is

can i get a different one

like a pass and whatever i get is my final number

Stub your toe on a lego brick

ok that’s tolerable

ok

God decided to target you for no reason

Puiguggu

You have to undergo every canon event of Spiderman

guh

An immortal human being will hunt you down for eternity

It's a human being
It can be trapped
(also does this make me immortal unless they kill me?)

Yes

BET