LETS DO THIS SHIT!!!

Scream “There’s a bomb up my ass” and run to the bathroom at dinner

Or ykw just in the middle of the night

LMFAO.

Omg badass

Dare

Walk up to one of your family member or friend and shit yourself while looking right into their eyes

PFFFF

Watch every intro of every episode of every anime in the entire world

Oh shit, instructions were unclear
Uhhhhhhhhh eat a pop tart or something

It's alright. And unfortunately, I have none right, now. :(

Dare

where my dare bruh

Bro, I don't even know. I was expecting to be receiving dares, not the other way around. I'm bored and tired, dude. Brain ain't working no more.

I dare you to drink water

All I got is the sink but okay.

Dare

Give me a truth

Is it true that Jimothy cries himself to sleep every night listening to Bach?

Do you think i sleep with him how am i supposed to know

YOU CREATED HIM.....?

Wdym i creared him he's an already existing character all i did was give him a lollipop and propeller hat

You made an AU version. That's still an OC.

I JUST ADDED THOSE THINGS IT'S STILL THE SAME GUY WHO WANTS TO CHOP MY HEAD OFF

Justify it all you want, it's still an OC.

I DONT F**KING HAVE OCS

Dude, it is not that bad. Calm down.

Oh so you want a dare
Go outside and scream alpha sebastian

No.

AND IT'S BLOODY 4 AM, YOU BLEEDING PSYCHO!!!

I am not bleeding are you blind 😤😤😤

It's a British cussword, moron.

Ah

WORSE.. SHE'S BRITISH

Arsepancakes

IT'S THE CHARACTER FROM FREAK FORTRESS OH MY GOD

And..?

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY BRITISH???????

American time, you re-re. Half-British, though.

HALF IS 50%. YOU ARE 50% BRITISH AND 50% AMERICAN. YOU CANNOT BE ANY OTHER MIXED BECAUSE 50%+50%=100%.

MY PARENTS ARE BRITISH AND AMERICAN. BUT I HAVE ADOPTED FAMILY FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. ARE YOU F**KING STUPID?!

NO I AM NOT STUPID. ADOPTED RELATIVES DONT COUNT TOWARDS YOUR GENETICS THEY ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY RELATED TO YOU

I did not say we were genetically related, now, did I, f**knut?

YES YOU DID. YOU SAID THAT YOURE NOT JUST AMERICAN AND BRITISH BECAUSE YOU HAVE ADOPTED FAMILY FROM OTHER COUNTRIES AND YOURE ACTING LIKE THAT FACTORS INTO YOUR GENETICS

I said I have family there. Adopted is still LEGAL FAMILY.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. ADOPTED FAMILY ISNT GENETIC FAMILY

I NEVER SAID GENETIC. I SAID LEGAL.

YES YOU DID

What..?

How does my genetics mean I require psychological help? What's wrong with being a little British? You racist?

I don't think british is a race?
But an ethnicity? That yes

Still racism. Ethnicity, culture, religion- They all fall under that umbrella.

Okay, don't you go around insulting someone with their country's f**ked up history and whatnot. I don't live like that. And it's not the f**king 1700s, you bloody blue-coat. Get off my back. And maybe learn how to make a decent cup of tea for once.

I AM HALF BRITISH HALF AMERICAN WITH IRISH AND ITALIAN FAMILY. STOP TREATING ME LIKE I AM THE IMMORAL RACIST BITCH AND GET YOUR ARSE IN THE 21ST CENTURY, I SWEAR TO GOD.