Quentin's Pulp Fiction template

nooo dont do it

Satire

It's satire

So uhh I'm a huge loser with a pointless ahh life and I keep whining and having problems with other people for no reason. I'm also a horny dumbass who texted girls and sent them pictures of my genitals because girls immediately fall in love with you and have sex with you when you show them your dick when they didn't ask for it. For this people bullied me, and what random people say to me on the internet is very important to me, so I am gonna kill myself now, I'm pretty sure all of you will care and be badly affected by this post so I can get the attention I'm seeking for. I just shot myself in the head and am currently bleeding so they gave me painkillers and an oxygen mask.

hold on there was something about a cherry thing

sammy reference

Why are you doing this

To make fun of suicide baiters

nvm, just found it it satire, just don’t make a suicidal bait again…

When you read the comment you can clearly tell it's not serious

bait or what

Satire, making fun of suicide baiters with a comment full of sarcasm

ok

When you read the comment you can obviously tell that it's not serious

yeah i glazed ove it