I don't post here quite like I used to but I'm bored

cocaine addict

Well his brother was addicted to weed in the past

his favorite color is red

Azul 👺

grgrgrgr fieyne.., 👹

Mr. Lackey.. 👺👺👺

makes one of your toes calloused from years of picking and being prodded at, skin being ripped off. it still happens, even now. it hurts, all because you were too bothered to just leave it alone. now that toe will remain in such a status all thanks to you.

mnhhhhhghyuuyyyy55555 👅👅👅

he watches everything his friends dislike

Favorite fruit is pear

Yeah this is canon. Hi shady

she waters down coke because it "makes it less sugary"
she still drinks the whole can, she just adds water

It's a he but this is so hilarious and in-character I'll make it canon anyway

can twirl a pencil like cs players twirl butterfly knives

Yes

probably really good at foraging

For bugs

Yeah
Probably great at Solitaire

And other card games

when he heard about Balatro it was the only thing he played for like two weeks

Once he could afford it
He and his bro are in a tight financial situation remember

Yeah he was saving up his enthusiasm

?

he kept thinking about Balatro until he could get it
I wonder if he tried to make his own Balatro

Cats randomly appear around him at any given time, regardless of where he is.
Also, he can juggle anything very well except for specifically empty wine glasses cleaned within 2 hours.

Canon, why not